arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

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Look at those fences. It makes me look like I’m not a professional. It sours my parapet. It just filibusters my boomerang. Y’know?
Shit Toby Turner says
mrgabe88:

Victorian era house in Angeleno Heights, Los Angeles

mrgabe88:

Victorian era house in Angeleno Heights, Los Angeles


"I'm going to replace all my real friends with people I've met  on ChatRoulette... This guy's replacing Jack."
"I'm going to replace all my real friends with people I've met  on ChatRoulette... This guy's replacing Jack."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.’

cutesdrew:

*sighs deeply* dylan o’brien

buscusobsessed:

Favourite tweets from @TobyTurner  inspired by (x)